Sunday, July 1, 2007

Rudy’s Twelve Days of Christmas


Presidential Commitments:
What you’ll get from a President Giuliani

“I am making 12 Commitments to the American People. They are intended to lift our vision from the rearview mirror to the road ahead. If I am elected president, I want to be held accountable for the progress we make as a nation.”
–Rudy Giuliani

“… from the rearview mirror to the road ahead…”
Whoa!… The Bandit couldn’t have said it any better. You copy that, Snowman?
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Rudy’s 12 Commitments, and the 12 Days of Christmas…

1. I will keep America on offense in the Terrorists’ War on Us.
(A partridge in a pear tree)

2. I will end illegal immigration, secure our borders and identify every non-citizen in our nation.
(Two turtle doves)

3. I will restore fiscal discipline and cut wasteful Washington spending.
(Three French hens)

4. I will cut taxes and reform the tax code.
(Four calling birds)

5. I will impose accountability on Washington.
(Five golden rings)

6. I will lead America towards energy independence.
(Six geese a-laying)

7. I will give Americans more control over their health care with affordable and portable free-market solutions.
(Seven swans a-swimming)

8. I will increase adoptions, decrease abortions, and protect the quality of life for our children.
(Eight maids a-milking)

9. I will reform the legal system and appoint strict constructionist judges.
(Nine ladies dancing)

10. I will ensure that every community in America is prepared for terrorist attacks and natural disasters.
(Ten lords a-leaping)

11. I will provide access to a quality education to every child in America by giving real school choice to parents.
(Eleven pipers piping)

12. I will expand America’s involvement in the global economy and strengthen our reputation around the world.
(Twelve drummers drumming)

You can read Rudy’s brief description of his… 12 Commitments here

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